i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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