i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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