There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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