You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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