I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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