You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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