Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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