dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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