I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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