The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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