Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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