I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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