everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
