what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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