this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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