Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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