he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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