Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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