SEEEEXXX PLEASE
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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