I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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