let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had