i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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