Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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