with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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