get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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