I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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