have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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