Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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