he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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