How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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