I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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