My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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