Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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