Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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