Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
