I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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