Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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