You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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