Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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