no, he came in my armpit
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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