Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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