My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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