gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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