If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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