Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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