ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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