god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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