Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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