Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize