You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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