she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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