none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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