White coat. Heels.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just googled if crying burns calories
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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