Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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