Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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