I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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