If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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